I feel violated. I'm wearing my new-ish black skinny jeans that I bought a couple months ago. I've worn them several times and washed them, I've broken them in, so I really thought I knew my black skinny jeans! Until today.
I felt something weird in my pocket, and even though I haven't carried cash since 2012 I thought, "SCORE! There must be a crumpled $5 bill in here!" But NOPE! Instead, I pulled this out:
Now here's what concerns me - I've NEVER in my whole life had Lemon Head candy. I don't like lemon, and unless it's covered in chocolate, I don't like candy. I don't even remember being around someone eating this candy. HOW DID THIS GET IN MY POCKET?!
File this under Life's Greatest Mysteries (along with why decaf coffee exists).