No wonder Lori Loughlin's daughter needed help getting into USC

No wonder LORI LOUGHLIN's daughter needed help getting into college.

"Peoplemagazine says that OLIVIA JADE tried to trademark the phrase "Olivia Jade Beauty", in order to start her own product line. But she got a letter back from the patent office saying her application was in danger of being denied. Why?

Bad punctuation.

They told her, quote, "Applicant must correct the punctuation in the identification to clarify the individual items in the list of goods. Proper punctuation in identifications is necessary to delineate explicitly each product or service within a list and to avoid ambiguity.

"Commas, semicolons, and apostrophes are the only punctuation that should be used."

(Here's a video of Olivia in happier times, teaching her mom the slang of 2017.)