The City I Grew Up in Has a Missing Goat Case And It's Gone Viral

If you're from a small town, you know that random things become the talk of the town...what EVERYONE is buzzing about, even though it's not a big deal. "Ya see that new sign outside the hardware store? I can't believe Tom went with a cherry red finish...". Wausau, Wisconsin isn't my birthplace, but I went to middle/high school there. It's SmallTown USA and a great place. Best cheese curds in the world....and now a viral missing goat case!